GLADOOM GLADOOM GLADOOM!
I told you this week’s page would be a BOMBSHELL! On the literal side of the equation, we’ve got the Custer’s triumphant return, dropping depth charges on Subsylvania, like a B-17 bomber over Berlin in WWII. And, on the figurative side, we reveal that Abigail is the granddaughter of Arthur Holmwood, a character from the novel, Dracula.
Now, I know for a fact that some eagle-eyed readers of the prose interludes speculated about this development concerning Abigail, but I am also sure that some of you are scratching your heads wondering what the hell is going on and why you should give a crap about Abigail’s relation to Arthur Holmwood. Well, to the second group, I recommend you read or re-read the Section X Secret Files, which foreshadowed this revelation. And, for all those wanting to know more about how Abigail went from orphaned little girl to vampire hunter supreme, we’ve got you covered with the upcoming prose chapter – The Secret Origin of Abigail Singer!
But first, be here NEXT WEEK when we find out just what Abigail has up her sleeve, and if it can possibly be enough to take on Dracula and room full of vamps? In just 7 days, the FIGHT. IS. ON. Make sure to RSS, Like, or Follow so you don’t miss out!
Welp, I’m gonna cut the proceedings a little short this week. I’m hung over and writing this blog on my phone in car on the long drive back from a weekend of debauchery in Las Vegas. Thinking hurts. I just want to devolve into a mindless gelatinous goo…
Anyways, till next week!
-Matt-
Well, I guess some people take slaughtering their family a bit seriously…
Remind me never to piss off a Saxon Tart.
When this adventure is over, will we see the Mullet nailed to the wall in Joe’s quarters?
If…IF Abigail and the Daredevils are able to defeat Dracula, I think Joe would have to wrestle a trophy like Dracula’ mullet from Abby’s cold dead hands.
What is the deal with this “Saxon Tart” thing? Don’t tell me there are a bunch of filthy Normans In here!
NO, NO, NO!
Expound (and fill in your back story) AFTER you send him to the next existence.
Telling your enemies why you are trying to kill them may make you feel better, but your enemies don’t really care, and taking the time to yell at them may give them a chance to escape.
Just waste them as fast as possible, then you can yell at their remains as much as you like.
Try telling that to this guy…
Hmm that leads to the obvious question….given the angle of the kick does dracula learn what his voice is like in soprano? Also….heh heh hydrostatic bubble versus depth charges. Timed detonations FTW.
Well, the particular placement of Abby’s kick is up for interpretation, but I think a kick to the nards would be the appropriate response to a dude who was planning on “ravaging” you.
Well, comics don´t have movement, but if you follow the trayectory drawn there you´ll see the kick is a little higher than that, in between the stomach and the hip. (a place called hara for the japanese, to be exact…)
Indeed, so it is, the cape threw me off a bit.
Mini-crossbow! I love it! But does she only have one shot? She’s got more ammo stashed in her boots or something, right? RIGHT??? Oh, crap…