I told you this week’s page would be a BOMBSHELL! On the literal side of the equation, we’ve got the Custer’s triumphant return, dropping depth charges on Subsylvania, like a B-17 bomber over Berlin in WWII. And, on the figurative side, we reveal that Abigail is the granddaughter of Arthur Holmwood, a character from the novel, Dracula.

Now, I know for a fact that some eagle-eyed readers of the prose interludes speculated about this development concerning Abigail, but I am also sure that some of you are scratching your heads wondering what the hell is going on and why you should give a crap about Abigail’s relation to Arthur Holmwood. Well, to the second group, I recommend you read or re-read the Section X Secret Files, which foreshadowed this revelation. And, for all those wanting to know more about how Abigail went from orphaned little girl to vampire hunter supreme, we’ve got you covered with the upcoming prose chapter – The Secret Origin of Abigail Singer!

But first, be here NEXT WEEK when we find out just what Abigail has up her sleeve, and if it can possibly be enough to take on Dracula and room full of vamps? In just 7 days, the FIGHT. IS. ON. Make sure to RSS, Like, or Follow so you don’t miss out!

Welp, I’m gonna cut the proceedings a little short this week. I’m hung over and writing this blog on my phone in car on the long drive back from a weekend of debauchery in Las Vegas. Thinking hurts. I just want to devolve into a mindless gelatinous goo…

Anyways, till next week!