DDD Kickstarter week 3!
GADZOOKS indeed! After more than 100 pages and two-plus years into our run, Joe has finally found himself in REAL danger. He’s faced a rampaging were-whale and underwater Dracula, but MARRIAGE takes things to a whole new level. Now, he faces something that puts his whole way of life in PERIL…
As a married man myself, I could go on…Buuuut, my wife is around here somewhere and I’d rather err on the side of caution. 
Anyway, this is the GRANDE FINALE of End(s) of the Earth(s) Chapter One, and if you think we’re going to let the crew off easy in Chapter Two…buster, have you got another thing coming. Just around the corner, the biggest DDD shocker EVER awaits you, Dear Reader!
But first, be here NEXT WEEK for one of the most BEAUTIFUL pieces of art to ever hit the blotter. No hyperbole here folks, HONEST. While you wait with baited breath for the next chapter, prepare thyself for the mother of all GUEST PIN-UPS. Who do you ask is the artist of said pin-up? Well, that would be telling…
In the meantime, haven’t you heard? It’s FIVERR WEEK!! The most ludicrously awesome marketing campaign ever conceived…for a cost of just $25.
Every day this week we’re posting CRAZY content that we commissioned at fiverr.com to Facebook and Twitter. Why are we doing this? I dunno…something about the Kickstarter or something, I forgot. BUT, if you already missed Monday’s installment – shame on you, sir or madame! Make sure to Like AND Follow now and join in on the FUN!
Welp, that’s another week in the books. Speaking of books, how cool is it that DEEP DIVE DAREDEVILS No. 1 is ACTUALLY going to be a thing?! I think the reality of it is still setting in for me. I cannot wait to have it in my hands, AND put it in yours.
Anyways, till next week!
-Matt-
How romantic!
Still, it’s awfully nice of the Princess to come to Joe’s rescue. This is going to be the Best. Wedding. Ever! 
It’s going to be something, that’s for sure…if the volcano doesn’t blow them all to smithereens first, that is.
Hmmmmm, I’m wondering if she planned this all along.
Or if the entire episond was just to bait the DDD into action against the Volcano.
Was she supposed to be the sacrificial virgin all along?
Man, T. Gatto, you must have woken up on the SKEPTICAL side of the bed this morning.
You’re scoping ulterior motives in every direction.
I just somehow see this ending badly, as having the next story revolve around a middle-aged Joe, his possessive wife, and 9 hungry kids; wherein Joe sneaks out to the hut/garage to work on his mini-sub, when he should be gathering coconuts…
It is just not as exciting.
Title of the next story: The Deep Dive Daredevils in Joe’s Mid-life Crisis
I can’t stop geeking out over this latest development; I KNEW something like this was going to happen! I can’t wait until next week!
Well, you are the “TV Tropes” king, so I have no doubt this turn of events was on your radar.
“Chief no killum John Smith- Me want marry him, raise little Pocha chips,” Daffy Duck doing his rendition of Pocahontas.
Hmm… south seas shotgun wedding, eh? That… is one BIG shotgun… starts with a brawl following a wake (McGinty would be proud), our little Joe’s ready to swallow his teeth… I’m thinking our crazy Cajun might have to have a little talk with him, explaining how to ‘put the lime in the coconut’ and all that as I suspect his knowledge in the matter might be embarrassingly inadequate…
the Old Sgt.
PS- he STILL hasn’t gotten a kiss?!?
Can’t say much here Sarge, for fear of SPOILERS…
But, I will say the ramifications of this development will play out BIG-TIME in the next Chapter, and some of your thoughts are mighty prophetic.
“Joe Versus the Volcano”? Seriously?
(It had to be asked ).
My money’s on Joe.
@David – Agreed, it did need to be asked. “Joe Versus the Volcano” is a personal favorite, and definitely an influence on this story.
Now, if we can only find a way to work water-tight luggage into the story…
Volcano vs. Marriage… well, one of choices doesn’t with a mother-in-law!