Time for the SIZZLE!
It’s rare when you can empathize with the PRINCE of DARKNESS, but this week – having a jacked up face myself – I totally feel Drac’s pain. Long story short, I had to have a nasty bit of basal cell skin cancer cut off my chin last week, and I am still sporting a pretty gnarly wound held together by 6 stitches. No fun. So, I hope Dracula didn’t let his health insurance coverage lapse during his time at the bottom of the ocean because he is DEFINITELY going to have to see a Dermatologist if he survives this close encounter with Abigail Singer.
Be here NEXT WEEK for Dracula’s EPIC skin appointment! Ha! Seriously though, the battle for the fate of the PLANET continues next Tuesday, and a midst the chaos a moment arrives that we’ve been waiting patiently to unleash since the comic’s launch. In just 7 days, prepare yourself for a major Deep Dive Daredevils MILESTONE! Make sure to RSS, Like, of Follow if you haven’t already.
Well, things have been mighty stressful lately here at The ThreeOneFive Ranch. We are burning the candle at both ends/working our fingers to the bone to put together some very exciting projects for the first half of 2014! Announcements are forthcoming, but this is a fair warning to keep your eyes on this blog for exciting news coming down the pike. Also, please excuse me if in the next couple of weeks I cut the proceeding here a little short to devote more time to bringing you guys ACTUAL ENTERTAINMENT, rather than wasting all my time rambling on about this or that.
With that in mind, I’m going to hit the dusty trail once again and get back to work on secret awesome stuff. In the meantime, I suggest you mosey on over to the Sunday Bonus Lunch for a rootin’ tootin’ good time. Man, that was too many cowboy references…sorry.
Anyways, till next week!
-Matt-
I hope there is a warning label on that vial that reads “Not for use in Italian food”, or “Please avoid kissing for 6 months after ingestion”.
Well done overall and Excellent Artwork this week!
I believe the only thing written on the Weaponized Garlic vial is, “Break in case of Dracula.”
Thanks, T. Gatto!
That is awesome I want some weaponized garlic for my ‘Anti-Matter Containment Breach’ strength chili!
Disclaimer:
The makers of “Anti-Matter Containment Breach Strength Chili” are not responsible for for injuries incurred while using or damage to consumer’s bathroom.
LOL yep….thats where the stainless steel commode comes in!
I don’t know if it was the writer or the artist or a combination of the two, but the idea to finish that last sentence with the sound effect was brilliant. A tip of my hat to you guys. Another great page. -v
Thanks, Vince! Glad you dug it.
Actually there was some debate between writers about using the PUNCH SFX to finish the sentence. Evin, specifically, was against it.
So, suck it, Evin.
I love the sound effect, because you placed it just right and didn’t overdo it (SEE: “No Need For Bushido”).
Sweet! I was worried that she only had one shot, but now I see that she made the most of it! Rock on, Saxon Tart! And the Doc shows smarts, covering up with a curtain! Does this mean he’s not evil, or just smarter than the average vampire?
I think it’s because he’s not become mindless quite yet.
Indeed, TKG.
Doc’s intelligence is still intact, the question is whether any thing else remains. Stay tuned.
well… THAT put me off lasagna for a spell. So now… he turns into a blob of jello with a bad attitude? And the rest of his slimedogs… well, trust me, they (hopefully) won’t infect the local any further.
Doc’s gonna be a bit of a problem- HE’s the wizard who can figure this out, but will he WANT to? A cure for vampirizem, that is.
“…put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up…”
the Old Sgt.
Old Sarge! It’s been too long, great to hear from you. The comments haven’t been the same without you.
Anyway, everyone know’s the phrase “Pizza Face”, but I think “Lasagna Face” perfectly describes Dracula’s complexion at the end of this page.
Thank for reading!
You used lasagna in the same sentence as jello, that’s a Culinary Train Wreck!!!