Twas the night before Christmas, and far beneath the waves
Vile creatures were feeding and flashing their fangs.
Their victims hung from pillars by shackles and chains,
Helpless and hopeless, their veins soon to be drained.
Joe, the child First Mate, recoils with dread,
With Visions of Doc drinking blood besieging his head.
And as Dracula looms with a gore covered smile,
The world’s fate depends on Daredevil courage and guile.
LOL! thats just wrong! Happy Holidays none the less.
Awww, you guys remember the true meaning of Christmas…
Deck the halls with bloody entrails
Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood.
Tis the Season to be Impaled
Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood.
Don we now our Stakes and Crosses
Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood.
As we kick Vampire Asses.
Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood.
Not bad, but the Crypt Keeper did it better:
http://m.youtube.com/index?rdm=ysu4q5sj&client=mv-google&layout=mobile
Now then…
I wish you a scary Christmas
I wish you a scary Christmas
I wish you a scary Christmas
and a gruesome New Year!