Órale!
Welcome to a very special DDD episode of PIMP MY RIDE, already in progress…
Be here NEXT WEEK for a page that will go down in the DDD annals…a PHOENIX rising from the ASHES…a NEW BEGINNING!
Till next time…
-Matt-
Órale!
Welcome to a very special DDD episode of PIMP MY RIDE, already in progress…
Be here NEXT WEEK for a page that will go down in the DDD annals…a PHOENIX rising from the ASHES…a NEW BEGINNING!
Till next time…
-Matt-
So, Joe heard you like eternite so they put eternite in your eternite so you can eternite while you ram-eternite?
“YES FOLKS! THE ‘ANTELOPE II’ IS NOW HERE! Many custom upgrades and new standard features, including but not limited to; SICK BAY, FULL GALLEY, HEADS WITH SHOWERS, CAPTAIN’S QUARTERS (with California King waterbed with restraints, mirrored ceiling, piped in adult viewing and full wet bar), quad 40mm Bofors port and starboard, two 5″ deck guns fore and aft, full-service bar on the promenade deck and a disco dance floor at the main stage! Strut to the BeeGees while you curb-stomp the Megareich! BUT WAIT! THERE’s MORE! Each Antelope II comes with a set of Ginzu Bayonets and a hand-signed portrait of King Leopold II of Belgium! YOURS FOR ONLY….”
I wasn’t interested until you pimped out the full bar and disco floor.
Dammit I’m in.
99.99.99!
(Mike the TV)
- Can’t you turn him off?
- I’d like to, but his remote control ran away
- Can you blame it?
So the sub is basically a Transformer!
Autobot for sure.
Cue the theme song.
Does that mean there is a Gigareich Deceptagon out there?
OK guys, time to kick some serious butt!!!