The Dark Pirate just finished rebuilding his Purgatory Empire, when Capt. Custer shows up. He takes one look at the Capt., and kicks his wheel off of its base, then chops it into kindling. He then orders all the lost souls to scatter.
Custer- “What in blazes are you doing man?”
Dark Pirate- “I give up, if 2 of your crew could do as much damage as they did, there is no way I have a space at my wheel for the likes of you! Just GO! All debts held against you, and yer crew, are hereby canceled!”
Ah dammit….if he’d gone on one more day he’d have gotten his immortality plus card. Those benefits are amazing too!
The Dark Pirate just finished rebuilding his Purgatory Empire, when Capt. Custer shows up. He takes one look at the Capt., and kicks his wheel off of its base, then chops it into kindling. He then orders all the lost souls to scatter.
Custer- “What in blazes are you doing man?”
Dark Pirate- “I give up, if 2 of your crew could do as much damage as they did, there is no way I have a space at my wheel for the likes of you! Just GO! All debts held against you, and yer crew, are hereby canceled!”
This is now canon.
This NEEDS to be cannon.
DAAAAAANG. The feels…that hit me like a feels-guided torpedo. It ain’t fair that y’all did this so well.