What is Happening?
What indeed, Princess…what INDEED. I’ll tell you what…the shell that ANNIHILATED FrankenHitler just turned into a FREAKING .50 Caliber Machine Gun Turret! Oh, and did you notice that the turret is sitting right on top of FrankenHitler’s corpse? Well, it is…
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Till next time!
-Matt-
Now THAT’S impressive! I just hope Doc doesn’t completely lose his self-control. He isn’t going to lose it, right? RIGHT??? Oh, crap…
Brace yourself, Crazyman…”lose it” is a gross understatement…
I am filled with a deep sense of foreboding now, even more so than I was when Doc busted his medicine syringe. Is he planning to single-handedly vamp the entire Giga-Reich?
One interesting note though, unless he picks up a new visor, “this” Doc is not the one who ends up dead in the volcano, because that one had that particular do-dad on his skull.
P.S. Just catching up, finally!
NOBODY messes with MA DEUCE!
DARN TOOTIN’!
That is very inconsiderate of Frankenhitler to get his guts and blood all over that nice gun turret.
As for Count Docula, he is about to write a prescription for .50 Cal Whopass pills. *
* Side effects may include sudden onset of Death, severe instant bowell movement, and a really bad day.
If you, or your loved one, have experienced any of these symptoms contact Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe. We can help you get the compensation YOU deserve.
Dewew, Cheetham, and Howe; Because lawyers with morals are more useless than nice tits on a warthog.
HAH! Peace through superior firepower, lets see how the ‘master race’ likes it when the shoe is on the other foot.
Is that a Ma Deuce? Looks like it, if so it doesn’t matter what kind of body armor those NAZIs have, those 50 cal. rounds will go through them like a hot needle through butter. Gotta love the M2, first deployed in the 1930s and is STILL around today. Arguably the most ubiquitous heavy MG in use.
It is indeed a Ma Deuce. Welcome aboard, SFCGator…
Glad you are digging the Daredevils!
… I imagine the expressions on the reserve-stormtroopers right now to be pretty much the same on a lightly armored rebel soldier that just saw a red light saber being turned on in the smoke… both even share the same thought: “I am SO screwed!” XD
Very apt reference. Nice.
Good to see you, Hogan!
HAH!!! MOTHER DEUCE!!! I know THIS grand old Lady rather well! Open top, drop belt, cock, cock again, touch the butterfly and HANG ON!!! Originally designed to penetrate the frontal armor of Pzkwgn Mk I and II, the shock wave of this round going within three feet of you head will rupture eardrums and render you incapable of standing due to vertigo. Will remove chunks of flesh the size of a frozen chicken with one round- two rounds will separate top from bottom rather easily. 250 rounds per belt, 1 belt per box- in about 38 seconds, there will be bits of black uniforms and hamburger, and everyone can take turns lighting their cigarettes off the barrel.
… Love that gun…
Oh… btw… Frankenfuhrer? Sucks to be you… one down.
Gunception
“Falling, falling
Gonna drop like a stone
I’m falling through the atmosphere
On a warm afternoon”
But, enough Talking Heads. I’m anxious to return to the regularly scheduled sects and violence, which are already in progress.