Absolutely Flawless…
What more can really be said. I mean, we all knew that Abby was a badass, but this full-frontal assault on a speeding semi really takes her to another level. The semi is now a convertible, and Abby, ever the show woman, finishes with a patented “superhero landing pose.”
Be here NEXT WEEK for a page you have to SEE to BELIEVE! Seriously, you’ll kick yourself if you miss this one…
Till next time!
-Matt-
The East German judge gave her a 7.5
That SUNUVABYTCH! I paid him to score her no higher than 6.8!
The Subsylvania judge gave her a 6.66.
Not so sure she actually holds the patent.
What, exactly, is the patent number?
Enschuldigen Sie mir bitte, Herr Lieutnant! Vee iss running out of Schickelgrubers!
Did Hitler-San bite the big one? I know she thrashed the Bushido boys, but was Samurai #1 among them? We’re gonna need more Fuhers here…
Put a pin in this one, Sarge.
So- we’re already down to four of these satchel-heads (five if you’re counting heads!). Hollywood, Magemeister, the Fustercluck Twins and the Original Schmuck. I think we ought to bump Hollywood up the line, but I could be wrong…