The Ballad of Subject Twelve
For those of you keeping score at home this entry, in addition to explaining the backstory of Robo-Hitler, should start connecting a lot of the dots of the larger story.
Where did all these Hitlers come from anyhow? Check.
What the heck are they up to? Check.
In the coming weeks the Giga-Reich Source Book will continue to answer questions that have been hanging in the wind for quite some time. This ain’t back matter that can be skipped over – naw, this is crucial and consequential reading if you want to know the WHOLE story.
Till next time!
-Matt-
“Achtung! Will Robinson” Yeah I know ‘attention’ in German isn’t the same as danger but the former sounds a bit more dramatic for a Giga-Nazi version of the lost in space robot.
25,000 years to fix one small problem, and he couldn’t get it right!
He should have gloriously returned home with an army of simple minded thralls, and stripped the world of all available resources, for the war machine.
If the Reich does not deactivate him , or get him in line, they have grown soft.
I would punish him by locking him in a small room with nothing but unending Tellatubby reruns for 100 years then send him back to distant past of the same world to get it right or perish.
NO EXCUSES!!!
Also, I wonder how well he gets along with HAL Hitler?
the cry would be “ALARM, WILL ROBINSON!!!”- or possibly “PASS AUF!”- regardless- pull his batteries and turn him into a jukebox before you re-activate him… fill every slot with a vinyl 45 of “Der Fuhrer’s Face” by Spike Jones and his City Slickers. Deactivate his traction units and mount a Webber pot BBQ on one side… hire a kosher chef.