The Eternite is mine!
Sooooo…the blue rock now has a name, huh? Good to know. And, it looks like something pretty darn crazy is about to go down. I mean, it’s can’t be good to get “caught in the energy matrix,” right?
Be here NEXT WEEK as the RACE to the FINALE of Beyond Familiar Shores Chapter One continues. Trust me, you DO NOT want to miss it!
Anyhoo, dinner is ready and I’ve got to kill a Black Widow spider that is camping out near my front door, so…
Till next time!
-Matt-
I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and suggest that Franken-Hitler was never a Rhodes Scholar.
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5,004 uses, including catching Franken-Hitlers in Energy Matrixs and a cool glow in the dark paper weight!
It’s just too bad that Billy Mays has passed on. He would be perfect to hawk the newest wonder-product…ETERNITE!
Eternite huh? well now we know what they fill those new glowing glass dinosaur things with. As for franken-hitler if that’s not distortion he may be saying farewell to arms what with all that arm swelling.
So he loses an arm; so what? They can always stitch on a new one.
Next week will tell the tale, gents.
I’ll have that Frankenfry with curly fries and a chocolate shake, please…
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Eternite is cheesy, but it is still A THOUSAND AND ONE times better than “unobtanium”. If there were no other reason for me to despise “Avatar”, that word alone would be enough. Blech.
actually upon considering the situation, franken-hitler is stuck, someone has to push him out of the field effect assuming it doesn’t cut his arm off. Custer kicking him out physically could be precisely how Custer loses his lower half.
Y’know, maybe if FrankenSchiklegrüber gets a proper fry up, he won’t have that formaldehyde smell going on anymore…