The SECRET ORIGIN of J.W. Custer is HERE!

And…so is my hangover……….ugh. Evin, Dan, and I just arrived back home at the dusty gates of the ThreeOneFive Ranch after our annual pilgrimage to Las Vegas for the SUPER BOWL weekend. It was a helluva game and a helluva party, both of which have taken their toll. So, I’m gonna keep this dispatch brief…

Yes, Captain Custer was indeed on the H.L. Hunley that fateful February night, and as you can see it didn’t take long for the mission to become FUBAR. Be here NEXT WEEK as the EPIC untold story of the Captain continues!

Now, I will retire to a dimly lit quite room, recline, and stare at the ceiling until this headache goes away…

Till next week!

-Matt-