Comments on: End(s) of the Earth(s) – Page 21

By: Sgt. Howard

Sgt. Howard — Mon, 05 Jan 2015 03:34:31 +0000

Will do, Cap- understand, most of them surrender only after some ‘persuasion’, usually kicking and screaming all the way… yer crew LIKES scum and villainy, it seems…
the Old Sgt.

By: From the Desk of Captain Custer

From the Desk of Captain Custer — Mon, 05 Jan 2015 03:20:31 +0000

You’re doing the Lord’s work, Ol’ Sarge!

Rustle up all the Crewman you can muster outta those hives of scum and villainy…We set sails again in just north of 24 hours!

By: Sgt. Howard

Sgt. Howard — Mon, 05 Jan 2015 03:00:40 +0000

… It is worse than I thought… there are three, maybe four warrants for my arrest in Nevada, two in Idaho and an angry mob looking for me somewhere in Salinas, California… the particulars escape at the moment, but I am sure that can STILL assemble an dispatch the crew in reasonable time… I have found five in St. Helena, three others in Bozeman and four petty officers in another brothel in Salt Lake City… one of THOSE was making liberal use of my #5 VISA card… we can settle that later… at least I have retrieved my wallet. And my car. Jolene (the aforementioned red head) was dropped off in Denver- she cued me as to the whereabouts of most of the guys, so I took her home- and I a currently headed to Pocatello (warrants be damned) to gather the rest. I believe Joe was abandoned in Red Bluff, California, with the O’Malley twins- Bridget and Nancy- I think he’s still there, possibly alive… those two are legendary. “Twitchy” is in Sacramento, being held by a ‘Dom Julia’- I just got a panicky call for help an hour ago- I understand he is in the ‘Lavender Hill’ district, so I suspect I know what is going on there.
Will report as things settle-
the Old St.

By: Sgt. Howard

Sgt. Howard — Sat, 03 Jan 2015 02:21:02 +0000

Having gotten a decent focus on the situation, I must confess that perhaps I am the reason why the story has come to a halt- I do apologize, and will proceed to find and re-establish the crew… soon as I figure out where I parked my car and what became of my wallet. It seems I totally drained two accounts and cashed out approximately 17 to 23 ounces (troy) of gold over the last couple of weeks.. the details (Like my memory of said time span)is a bit foggy but I believe I will perceiver.
the Old Sgt.

By: Sgt. Howard

Sgt. Howard — Fri, 02 Jan 2015 13:49:46 +0000

Well… the Custer arrived in due time at Alviso Harbor- as I knew the Cap couldn’t leave the ship, a ‘special boarding party’ saw to his… well… ‘entertainment’… and the rest of the crew had Joe in tow to the establishment in San Jose, California. That was on the 16th of this month. It is now the Morning of January 2, 2015… and I find myself in a fleabag motel in Billings Montana… no clue how I got here… or who’s pants these are… and I don’t remember THIS tattoo… and I am pretty certain that the red head snoring in the bed wasn’t at the original party… I can only assume a good time was had by all…
the Old (and slightly hungover) Sgt.

By: From the Desk of Captain Custer

From the Desk of Captain Custer — Wed, 10 Dec 2014 06:06:02 +0000

Chart a course to “the Pink Poodle” and proceed at maximum effort!

We’re a’coming, Sarge!

By: ThreeOneFive

ThreeOneFive — Wed, 10 Dec 2014 05:55:12 +0000

I wonder where you would register for a “Volcano Shaped Toaster, with matching Submarine Shaped Butter and Jam Spreader?”

Definitely someplace awesome.

Thanks, T. Gatto!

By: ThreeOneFive

ThreeOneFive — Wed, 10 Dec 2014 05:51:51 +0000

If we’ve built up one trait with Joe, it’s that the boy is big into promises. Namely, keeping them.

A marriage is about as big a promise as you can make. So, Joe and the Princess HAD to get married for a reason beyond just IMMINENT DOOM.

They needed to have a connection and for lack of a better term, be in it for the right reasons.

And so, being a married dude I tried to think of what’s the biggest key to a good marriage. Like, a premise to set it on. I thought about it and put it on this page.

Thanks for noticing!

By: ThreeOneFive

ThreeOneFive — Wed, 10 Dec 2014 05:40:12 +0000

There will most certainly be cake!

By: Sgt. Howard

Sgt. Howard — Wed, 10 Dec 2014 03:09:16 +0000

NOW JUST ONE MINUTE HERE!!! ! You CANNOT have a volcano-squelching wedding without a CLASS “A” MAD-DOG BATCHELOR PARTY!!!
… now, I have taken it upon myself to make appropriate reservations at an establishment known as “the Pink Poodle” with SPECIAL ATTENTION from a local talent known as “Martha the Mouth’… there is also one group activity that involves two sacks of feathers, a bucket of lard and a rubber chicken… and four rather… “free thinking” … girls… sort of a cross between water polo and bobbing for apples… oh there’s sooo much to explore…

… awaiting the boy as we speak…
the Old Sgt.