Seriously, you need to learn how to make a mermaid cry (hint: torture isn’t the answer!), and why you should – in advance, because there will be no time when suddenly the need arises – practice screaming in terror when preparing for that particular quest.

But, don’t ever call me crunchy, Sailor!

However, it is funny that you mention mermaids…not for this story, mind you, but it is funny, indeed.

This is a very comforting thought, given that I was a little concerned about going back to ancient indigenous mythology.

Because I remember how much fun I had with that movie, even though I’d prefer my pirates plain. In general, I’m not into mermaids, but those mermaids were absolutely fantastic, especially when they turned …

Back on topic, I’m once again thrilled with anticipation. I cannot foretell if there will be mermaids, but maybe sultry island maiden will play a somewhat similar role?

Must be some leftover bloodlust after a year’s worth of pages about Dracula.