(Of course, my mind immediately went to the scene in the Disney movie Mighty Ducks, where they set the goalie up with full protective gear – for the first time in his life – and taped him in place into the net, in order to show him how well protected he was, now, by applying a barrage of hockey pucks his way… The tape was to prevent him from running away… then they promptly forgot him there, taped up to the net, while they went to eat or something…)