Comments on: Beyond Familiar Shores – Page 26

By: ThreeOneFive

ThreeOneFive — Wed, 03 Aug 2016 04:07:21 +0000

Ol’ Sarge…it fantastic to have you back in the fold!

Rest assured you are not the only one who questioned Doc’s decision to spare FrankenHitler’s life, especially now that his mercy has come back to bite him square in the butt.

Stay tuned to see where this particular thread with Doc leads. I think you’ll get a kick out of it!

By: ThreeOneFive

ThreeOneFive — Wed, 03 Aug 2016 04:00:43 +0000

*whistles softly to self*

By: ThreeOneFive

ThreeOneFive — Wed, 03 Aug 2016 03:58:42 +0000

By: ThreeOneFive

ThreeOneFive — Wed, 03 Aug 2016 03:56:12 +0000

Mum’s still the word on the the briefcase, Crazyman.

By: Sgt. Howard

Sgt. Howard — Wed, 03 Aug 2016 03:25:19 +0000

Whelp, whatever the thingy is, his Hitlerness don’t want it working- THAT’s my first clue it’s something I wanna see in action.
Damn but he’s ugly… scare the warts off a toad. Who was the amateur that created his face? And my lands but couldn’t they get rid of the formaldehyde smell somehow? His stench could drop you…
Doc, next time you juice him, use something permanent, OK? I can’t get back there and help- and I’m pretty sure .45 ACP hardball would cause more than indigestion with him- so figure a solution adequate for the problem.

Don’t coddle a cancer- remove it! You know better!

By: T. Gatto

T. Gatto — Tue, 02 Aug 2016 21:53:33 +0000

@ Elric, yes, how could I have missed that part?

Just you watch, right now Danilo Guida is furiously re-drawing next week’s episode, at the request of the guys at 315, just so they won’t have to say that we were right…

By: T. Gatto

T. Gatto — Tue, 02 Aug 2016 21:48:26 +0000

Might also be the device that cuts the Good Capt. in 1/2.

By: TKG

TKG — Tue, 02 Aug 2016 20:36:51 +0000

“TEK!” the exact sound you use when you know something mission-critical is gonna happen next! As for the open debate, I’m not sure doc’s device is a time machine, but it is certainly a means of escape, possibly a teleporter or dimensional gateway system as we well know the gigareich have intra-dimensional tech. I bet it will also nab the meteor too.

By: ElricKinslayer

ElricKinslayer — Tue, 02 Aug 2016 16:20:39 +0000

I think you’ve almost got it – but the finale will be their rendition of ‘Puttin’ on the Ritz”, done a a duet before they receive their medals.

By: T. Gatto

T. Gatto — Tue, 02 Aug 2016 12:55:15 +0000

OK, this is an obvious set up for the next page:

Franken-Hitler and Capt. Custer put aside there differences and take turns sitting atop the meteor and singing “I Came in Like a Wrecking Ball”, in drag, to see once and for all who wins Top Honors in the First Annual Sci-Fi Drag Celebrity Impersonation Contest.

In the end, Doc’s rendition of Arithe Franklin’s “Respect” (broken nose and all) brings the house down for the win, with the Captain taking second. Our heroes are immediately given there medals, then mercilessly shot in the back of the heads execution style.

However, as a silver lining, Frankel-Hitler, gives up his Life of Evil, and goes on to earn great acclaim doing Broadway Shows (with his first role as “The Bride of Young Frankenstein”, no doubt).

In D.D.D. ANYTHING can happen (and probably will).